You said you don’t want to be known for doing this but maybe you should!

Conventional theological intrepreation exposed!

Ever heard of that theory?

You can go look into it.
For starters,
Genesis 1:27- 1:28

27 So God created man in His own image; in the image of God He created him; male and female He created them. 28 Then God blessed them, and God said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply; fill the earth and subdue it; have dominion over the fish of the sea, over the birds of the air, and over every living thing that moves on the earth.”

This occurs before Adam is made in Genesis 2.
Hopefully, you will look into this.

and yeah just arbitrarily including something without any thing to substansiate it is dumb.

The sad part is when you look this up, you’ll find something retarded called “Christian Identity”. You’ll see what I mean.