Pete

Talk To The Liberals
(parody of Talk With The Animals)

If we could talk to the liberals, just imagine it,
Chatting to a chump in Clintoneze.
We could talk about a health plan, implement a gun ban,
Jack up all those governmental fees!

If we could talk to the liberals, learn their languages,
Maybe get a bleeding heart degree.
We’d stop being so exclusive, we’d be all inclusive,
All our thoughts would come out so PC.

We’d be deploring the plight of welfare-ites
Cursing those with a different point of view.
If folks inquisit, “How will you pay for it?”
We’d say “We Can’t, but we’ll make you!”

If we could talk to the liberals, learn their languages,
All those brand new tax bills we’d discuss.
If we could walk with the liberals, talk with the liberals,
Feed from the public trough with the liberals,
They’d still find ways to take a (bleep) all over us!